Shit Cassandra saw: stories

Shit Cassandra saw that she didn't tell the Trojans because at that point fuck them anyway

A few normal things that happen a lot

Jerry's Crab Shack: One star

Boudicca, Mighty Queen of the Britains, contact hitter and utility outfielder, AD 61

Mt. Adams at Mar Vista

Friday night

Here preached his last

First woman hanged for witchcraft in Wales, 1594

Casper

An apology of sorts to June

Mary Read is a crossdressing pirate, the raging seas, 1720

The Disneyland of Mexico

For a good time, call

Nakano Takeko is fatally shot, Japan, 1868

Inishmore

Marcy breaks up with herself

The best and only whore of Cwm Hyfryd, Patagonia, 1886

Midwestern girl is tired of appearing in your short stories

Scene in a public park at dawn, 1892

How to retile your bathroom in 6 easy steps!

We handle it

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